The Life Lessons of Superbowl LIII

Feb. 5, 2019 :: Sara Barton

Superbowl LIII goes down as the lowest scoring Superbowl in history. Publically, it’s been called the most boring game of all time. When the question was posed was there ever a game more boring than this? Superbowl 48 (Seattle Seahawks v Denver Broncos) was mentioned as it was uneventful, with the Broncos barely scoring. I cleverly countered by saying that it taught us valuable lesson, never underestimate the power of a well-executed defense.

The first, the power of the WhoDatNation (Saints Fans). The injustice of the New Orleans Saints v L.A. Rams playoff game, caused by a missed call, lead to a lawsuit, then escalated when NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell didn’t address the situation in a timely fashion. In classic NOLA fashion, Saints fans channeled their frustration into a positive outlet. New Orleanians boycotted the Superbowl, by throwing an epic Anti-Superbowl Party, also known as, the “Boycott Bowl” causing a drastic drop down in TV ratings<1>.

As a Saints, fan myself, I had been looking forward to seeing the match up between Tom Brady and Drew Brees. Who wouldn’t want to the two GOATs’ (Greatest Players of All Time) who have defied age, (playing at 40 years old), go at it? It would have been a battle of epic strategic wits, Bill Belichick/Tom Brady v Sean Payton/Drew Brees. Nevertheless, this game will have to wait.

For the 1st time, I didn’t want to watch the Superbowl. As I scrolled through my iPhone, it was flooded by photos and videos of The Anti-Super Bowl Party. It looked like a good time. Unfortunately, living on the East Coast and going back to college didn’t give me the opportunity to attend.

This any given Sunday was hanging in uncertainty. After hearing that St. Mark’s Comics was closing, I paid a farewell visit; and bought comics at discount prices. Then I headed off to Bubbleology, which recently opens it’s first New York location. (As they say, it never hurt to have a backup plan).

When I got home, to my surprise, my Mom was watching the Superbowl. (She doesn’t share my passion for sports.) I took a page out of Drew Bree’s book. As a class act, his conduct during multiple interviews regarding the playoff debacle is a sight to behold.

“Do I really want to be in a position talking about this over and over again? No, but I have to stand up and do it because I have to represent my team, represent the ‘Who Dat nation,’ and that’s my responsibility.” – Drew Brees

I decided to demonstrate good sportsmanship and watch the rest of the Superbowl with my mom. Perhaps, it could be a beautiful family bonding moment? The Halftime Show was coming up; there would be a tribute to Steven Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants<2> Amidst it all, I tried to find the positive. Alas, like the Halftime Show, it was disappointing. (One day the football bug will bite my mom.)

The second, if you can manage to find the bright spots in a situation that continues to be utterly disappointing; then you’ve won. I found three.

3) Julian Edelman Wins MVP Award
The first time I saw Julian Edelman play was during Superbowl 49 (New England Patriots v Seattle Seahawks). It was a fantastic game, lots of twists and turns; down to the wire. I remember the commentators mentioning that one day he’s going to win the MVP award. Guess what? He did, and it’s about time too! (Also, I’m a tad partial, because that game was one of the inspirations for my detective screenplay. One of the characters is NYPD Detective Lt. Derek Edelman. It’s a clever sports pun.)

2) Tony Romo, Sportscaster
Tony Romo was surprisingly delightful, he provided insight and much-needed humor making this game (almost) bearable. We know the memes, how Tony’s injuries kept postponing his NFL career. It’s incredibly frustrating. (I’d know. I’m currently preserving through my own.) When a door closes, a window opens. Good Luck, Mr. Sportscaster.

1) The NFL 100 Commercial
The Superbowl is famous for its commercials. Yes, there were some good ones this year, but, this one was pure gold! The funny one-liners, the legendary cameo appearances, including Joe Montana passing to cornerback, Deion Sanders (Primetime, struts his stuff baby!) In case your wondering, the young lady in the red dress is Utah Girls Tackle Football League running back and football activist, Sam Gordon. Is the NFL hinting that the future is female?

Bonus: Verizon’s “All Our Thanks” Commercial 
Verizon used this year’s Superbowl commercial to honor our nations 1st Responders. “The Team That Wouldn’t Be Here”- A series by Peter Berg. 12 NFL stars(11 players and 1 coach – NFL Head Coach, Anthony Lynn) owe their lives to first responders who answered the call. Go to  to watch all 12 inspiring and heartwarming videos. (See the full documentary on FIOS On Demand on February 8th.) Don’t forget to share the page and hashtag #AllOurThanks; Verizon will donate $1 to 1st responders<3>.

Bonus Life Lesson: Good Morning America(GMA) Interviews Cardi B.

Cardi B displayed wisdom well beyond her years. When ABC News’ T.J. Holmes, asked why she declined to perform at the Superbowl Halftime Show?<4> Her response was honest, sincere and deeply thoughtful. The mood broke when Cardi B’s natural charisma caused T.J., to blush and giggle. Her dignity and grace are reminiscent of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. It’s a teachable moment. Life is full of tough decisions if you approach them with honesty, sincerity, and dignity; it will be OK.  Remember if something feels deeply conflicting and uncomfortable, then take it from Cardi B’s book, hold your head up high, say, “NO” and walk away.

<1>Saints fans sink New Orleans’ Super Bowl LIII overnight TV rating to historic low, per report  <>

<2>The tribute came following a petition that asked for the NFL to honor Steven Hillenburg, who passed away in 2018.

<3> Verizon partnered with the Gary Sinise Foundation’s First Responder Outreach. Each time you help us recognize first responders by sharing #AllOurThanks on social media we’ll donate $1 to the foundation.

How the Gary Sinise Foundation supports first responders
The Gary Sinise Foundation serves our nation by honoring our defenders, veterans, first responders, their families, and those in need. Through the Gary Sinise Foundation’s First Responder Outreach, they build specially adapted smart homes for severely injured heroes, as well as provide critical funding for emergency relief, training, and essential equipment to ensure these heroes perform to the best of their abilities.

<4> The short version: Cardi B, declined to perform at the Superbowl Halftime Show in solidarity of Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick began taking a knee during the national anthem in 2016 to protest police brutality and racial injustice. He then found himself unsigned and is currently pursuing legal action against the NFL and its owners for preventing him from playing.


SBR catchs a Snitch at New York Comic Con 2012

November 4, 2012- S. Barton

The International Quidditch Association (IQA) made its second-year appearance at New York Comic Con (NYCC). It was 3 days of non-stop Quidditch action. Friday and Saturday, the IQA hosted, “How to Play Quidditch 101”. Local Quidditch teams from the Tri-State Area held demo matches; then opened up the field for fans to come and play. Whether you’re a beginner or hardcore player, there was something for everyone. Sunday was dedicated to Kidditch (Kids Quidditch); training the next generation of Quidditch stars.

Samurai Beat Radio correspondent S. Barton interviewed Dante, The Human Snitch. In J.K. Rowling’s, Harry Potter, the snitch is a magical golden ball with wings. The seeker must catch it to win a Quidditch match. The founding fathers of modern Quidditch developed an ingenious non-magical solution; the human snitch. The human snitch wears a gold uniform; plus a yellow sock which is filled with a ball, that hangs out of their shorts. The seeker must snag the sock to win the game. The human snitch is just as elusive and mysterious as their magical counterparts; as they hide on & off the field while showboating for the crowd.

Dante told Samurai Beat Radio about his experiences playing The Human Snitch. He also showed us his lightsaber, which he uses to dazzle spectators. Dante isn’t just a human snitch, but a Jedi Snitch! Quidditch fans: “May the force be with you”.

Filmed by: Megumi Sato-Shelley

The Suzan and The NFL

I recently interviewed,  The Suzan at the Japan Society’s, J-cation Sakura event. Their song, “Come, Come” was used in Verizon’s NFL Mobile 2011 commercial; featuring Jets player,  Mark Sanchez.

I asked The Suzan how they felt about the ad? and Mark Sanchez? Surprisingly, The Suzan’s aren’t familiar with football, but they did love the commercial.

Click here to hear the full interview: The Suzan, The Interview, The Concert

Middlebury Wins 2011 Quidditch World Cup!

220px-2011_iqa_world_cup_high_resNov 13, 2011- S. Barton

It was a magical World Cup, as Middlebury made a surprising come from behind, beating  Florida 100-80. Ladies and Gentlemen, it was a fight to the finish, as both sides gave it there all. Middlebury lost their star player, Phil Palmer, early in the game to injury. The yellow cards kept flying all over the field. Florida chaser “Dr. Dre” got carded, for not returning to the goal post after being bludgeoned.

In spite of yesterday’s loss on the field, Middlebury rose to the challenge to prove why they’re the undefeated champions. This is Middlebury’s 5th World Cup win.

Congratulations Middlebury- well played!


Broomes Up! 2011 Quidditch World Cup Opens!


Nov 12, 2011- S. Barton

Witches, wizards, and spectators gathered to Randall’s Island today to watch their favorite Quidditch teams compete in the 2011 World Cup. The 2011 World Cup will run from Nov 12- 13. The teams are divided into 3 divisions with each team playing on a pitch field until they advance to the finals.

There was excitement in the air today. Here are some highlights:

Pitch 8: The NY Badassilisks lived up to their tenacious reputation, beating Carnegie Mellon.

Pitch 9: Syracuse went into a sudden death match beating Brandeis. Syracuse members chased, tackled and eventually caught the snitch, proving the this is a full-contact sport.

Pitch 4: Virginia Tech and Minnesota went head to head. It was a fierce battle as Virginia made the final score beating Minnesota.

Pitch 6: The snitch stole the show during Vassar v NYU. Spectators were surprised when a second snitch appeared on the field, waving a pink blanket. It was business as usual for the snitches as they interacted with the audience and even stole a players broom. The high spirited hi-jinks of Quidditch are alive and well. Yet, Vassar didn’t need those extra 30 points; they already dominated NYU 80-20.

It’s like they say Quidditch is an unpredictable sport. Nothing was more shocking when undefeated quidditch team Middlebury, lost. This is a historic moment, will Middlebury be able to pick up the slack and head to finals? Or will a new champion arise?

Quidditch casts spell at NYCC/NYAF!


October 15-16, 2011- Sara Barton

Quidditch made its debut at NYCC/NYAF this year. What started as an idea, by Middlebury college students to adapt the famous sport from J.K.Rowlings, Harry Potter series; has grown exponential with teams around the globe. Quidditch has transcended all expectations becoming a hit across the board.

From Saturday to Sunday; spectators got to see demonstration games from NYC local Quidditch team, The NY Baddassilisks, and college Quidditch teams NYU Hundus: Stonybrook and Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs. The teams also gave audience members the opportunity to play alongside.

None, was more adorable, then on Sunday; when team members from Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs took the time to teach the next generation about Quidditch or shall we call it “Kidditch”. These kids were formidable.The snitch didn’t stand a chance. Better keep your eyes on these little guys; were looking at Quidditch’s future superstars’.

Brooms Up, Everyone!